Jokes http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/forums/72 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:34:01 GMT Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:08:19 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/forums/72 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ Quick thinking Teacher ]]> http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1954/t/Quick-thinking-Teacher.html ********************************
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school.... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Keepers Man) http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1954 Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:00:48 GMT <![CDATA[ A Robbery! ]]> http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1933/t/A-Robbery-.html

One night, Larry was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him.

Larry and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Larry put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground.
... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Keepers Man) http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1933 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:33:25 GMT <![CDATA[ Bed sheets ]]> http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1932/t/Bed-sheets.html
An extremely modest man was in the hospital
for a series of tests.
Upon making several false trips to the
bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another
and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with
diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to
remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped
out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (MFTDEE) http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1932 Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:18:13 GMT <![CDATA[ Jury Duty ]]> http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1905/t/Jury-Duty.html

Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, Mary received a jury-duty notice. She called to remind the people at the clerk's office that she was exempt, because of her age.

http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1905 Thu, 01 Oct 2009 09:38:23 GMT <![CDATA[ Surgeon Generals Warning ]]> http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1896/t/Surgeon-Generals-Warning.html

Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Horse Hair
This is a public service announcement.


In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has
announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of
horses. This substance, called "amobacter equuii" has been linked with the
following symptoms in female humans:


· reluctance to cook


·... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Claudia in IN) http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1896 Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:49:47 GMT <![CDATA[ In the jungle ]]> http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1888/t/In-the-jungle.html

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men.

One was sitting under a tree and reading a book the other was typing away on his typewriter.

... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Keepers Man) http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1888 Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:55:39 GMT <![CDATA[ The Dutch Mishap ]]> http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1879/t/The-Dutch-Mishap.html
The Dutch Mishap

Just to be different, a farmer in Holland decided to plant wheat one year instead of tulips. While he was planting his crop, he noticed water oozing from the dam which kept his field from flooding.

http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1879 Tue, 15 Sep 2009 07:54:14 GMT <![CDATA[ Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh: ]]> http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1878/t/Family-Tree-of-Vincent-Van-Gogh-.html Family Tree of http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1878 Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:20:21 GMT <![CDATA[ Equine Federal Stimulus Plan ]]> http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1873/t/Equine-Federal-Stimulus-Plan.html

TO: President Barack Obama

RE: Economic Recovery Stimulus Ideas

http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1873 Sat, 12 Sep 2009 14:54:34 GMT <![CDATA[ Flight Restrictions ]]> http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1869/t/Flight-Restrictions.html
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted that they could make the trip south under their own power anymore, so they decided to go by airplane.

When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead possums. "Do you wish to check the possums through as luggage?" she asked.

... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Keepers Man) http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1869 Tue, 08 Sep 2009 09:41:10 GMT <![CDATA[ Bubba had shingles ]]> http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1866/t/Bubba-had-shingles.html
THIS IS WHY OUR HEALTH CARE IS SO HIGH!!!
... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (MFTDEE) http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1866 Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:39:23 GMT <![CDATA[ Clap for the Wolf-Man ]]> http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1862/t/Clap-for-the-Wolf-Man.html

The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.

"How was work, dear?" his wife asks.

"Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts.

"Okay. Would you like to sit down and... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Keepers Man) http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1862 Tue, 01 Sep 2009 12:39:27 GMT <![CDATA[ Inspirational ]]> http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1857/t/Inspirational.html http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1857 Fri, 28 Aug 2009 09:04:28 GMT <![CDATA[ Men are Like this you know !!! ]]> http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1856/t/Men-are-Like-this-you-know-.html The bride was escorted down the aisle and when she reached the altar,
the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side.
She said: "What are your golf clubs doing here?"
He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take all
day, is it?"

]]> feeds@yuku.com (gare) http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1856 Fri, 28 Aug 2009 06:57:02 GMT <![CDATA[ Wife's hearing loss ]]> http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1855/t/Wife-39-s-hearing-loss.html I feared my wife wasn't hearing

as well as she used to and I thought she
might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, I

called our family Doctor to discuss the problem.


The Doctor told me there is a simple

informal test I as the husband could

perform to give my him a better

idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (gare) http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1855 Fri, 28 Aug 2009 06:49:28 GMT <![CDATA[ 300 Bucks ]]> http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1849/t/300-Bucks.html

The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise visit and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant, he noticed a young man leaning lazily against a post.

"Just how much are you being paid a week?" said the owner angrily.

"Three hundred... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Keepers Man) http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1849 Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:04:00 GMT <![CDATA[ Not what I had in mind ]]> http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1839/t/Not-what-I-had-in-mind.html

Walter, who is quite elderly is resting peacefully on the front porch of a nursing home in the country, when he sees a cloud of dust up the road.

He watches a farmer approaching, with a wagon.

"Good afternoon!" hollers out Walter.

... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Keepers Man) http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1839 Thu, 20 Aug 2009 08:27:06 GMT <![CDATA[ Maybe this is NOT a JOKE ]]> http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1838/t/Maybe-this-is-NOT-a-JOKE.html The smaller crocodile turned to the bigger one & said,
'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.
We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just
don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (gare) http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1838 Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:20:44 GMT <![CDATA[ I hope this Offends NO ONE ]]> http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1836/t/I-hope-this-Offends-NO-ONE.html Subject: MORNING ** SEX




She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and
toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly "You've got
to make... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (gare) http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1836 Tue, 18 Aug 2009 18:28:34 GMT <![CDATA[ 3 men hiking ]]> http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1829/t/3-men-hiking.html Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, Violent river.
Needing to get to the other side,
The first man prayed:

'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'

Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs
And he was able to swim... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Claudia in IN) http://gaitedtrailriders.yuku.com/topic/1829 Sat, 15 Aug 2009 13:40:01 GMT